Goddamn my arm is sticky
I fucking hate you so much
Fuck medical tape
John comes home to find a big black wolf on his bed, surrounded by his jumpers. The wolf is Sherlock.
Now on AO3 for your reading pleasure.
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John finds a big black wolf on his bed, surrounded by his jumpers. It’s Sherlock. It’s readable here.
I wrote a cracky Sherlock mini-fill on the kink meme.
You can find it here. I’m actually going to toot my own horn here and say that I find it funny so there.
Here be a really dirty “WTF Andy’s Brain” moment.
It’s Supernatural. It’s Destiel. It came about because of all this talk of how not to write slash popping up on my dash. It said, “I am not going away until you share.” So I’m sharing.
Fine, fine. I give in.
I concede that Steve Rogers/Tony Stark has TAKEN OVER MY GODDAMN LIFE.
And that there’s going to be a DWTS fic about it, because why not celebrate this loss of control?
Also everyone needs a little Steve dancing in their life.
"STEVE WHY ARE YOU SUCKING THE LINDY HOP WAS AROUND WHEN YOU WERE A CHILD."
"STEVE MOVE YOUR HIPS. SHAKE YOUR ASS."
"STEVE I ACTUALLY DON’T HAVE A COMPLAINT THIS WEEK BECAUSE YOUR POSTURE IS FANTASTIC WE GOT THIS SHIT."
I… may or may not have a list of songs for that DWTS fic…
I just… I just need Steve Rogers dancing in my life, okay? IMAGINE THAT HOT ASS DANCING THE SAMBA. IMAGINE TONY BEING ALL “STEVE. MOVE. YOUR. HIPS.” AND LIKE, FORCING HIM TO BE SEXY. AND ONCE THAT SIDE OF STEVE HAS BEEN UNLOCKED, IT DOESN’T GO AWAY.
Andandand his jive would just be… Just be so spazzy but fantastic at the same time. They’d probably have him to the Lindy Hop, actually.
I know too much.
I watch this show twice a year every year.
There. There you go. I watch Dancing With The Stars always. DON’T JUDGE ME FUCKERS.
I have all these really adorable ideas lately.
Like the Avengers having a Christmas tree in the tower and it’s got like, arrows, poptarts, knives, mini Cap shields, etc. on it with a star on top that glows like an arc reactor. (Except Cait had the star idea. Because she’s Iron Cait.)
But I can’t write it.
Because I have shit to do for school. And NaNoWriMo. And it’s not Christmas season until after Thanksgiving.